Ernest Hemingway Quotes, Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."

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The instances that second marriage move Are base respects of thrift, but none of love.

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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

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Thou art sad; get thee a wife, get thee a wife!

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Be a little aware before you are trapped! Marriage is a trap: you will be trapped by the woman and the woman will be trapped by you. It is a mutual trap. And then legally you are allowed to torture each other forever.

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One should never know too precisely whom one has married

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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I've taken my fun where I've found it, An' now I must pay for my fun, For the more you 'ave known o' the others The less will you settle to one.

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

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Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping. For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts. And stand together yet not too near together: For the pillars of the temple stand apart, And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.

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A contract of eternal bond of love, Confirm'd by mutual joinder of your hands, Arrested by the holy close of lips, Strength'ned by the interchangement of your rings, And all the ceremony of this compact Seal'd in my function, by my testimony.

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Love never claims, it ever gives.

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Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger.

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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Marriage is the perfection which love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.

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When you make loving others the story of your life, there's never a final chapter, because the legacy continues. You lend your light to one person, and he or she shines it on another and another and another.

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The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

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Ignoring your passion is like dying a slow death...Passion whispers to you through your feelings, beckoning you toward your highest good. Pay attention to what makes you feel energized, connected, stimulated- what gives you your juice. Do what you love, give it back in the form of service, and you will do more than succeed. You will triumph.

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A man and a woman marry because both of them do not know what to do with themselves.

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