Oscar Wilde Quotes, Funny Quotes, Marriage Quotes

Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

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Show me one couple unhappy merely on account of their limited circumstances, and I will show you ten who are wretched from other causes.

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When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

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There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

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Marriages that made out of love (so-called "love-matches") have error as their father and misery (necessity) as their mother.

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The goal of our life should not be to find joy in marriage, but to bring more love and truth into the world. We marry to assist each other in this task. The most selfish and hateful life of all is that of two beings who unite in order to enjoy life. The highest calling is that of the man who has dedicated his life to serving God and doing good, and who unites with a woman in order to further that purpose.

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Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Marriage Quotes , Selfish Quotes

I will be master of what is mine own: She is my goods, my chattels; she is my house, My household stuff, my field, my barn, My horse, my ox, my ass, my any thing.

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But I had not quite fixed whether to make him [Don Juan] end in Hell-or in an unhappy marriage,-not knowing which would be the severest.

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Among even the happiest married couples there are always moments of regret.

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Hasty marriage seldom proveth well.

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Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality

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Protestantism came and gave a great blow to the religious and ritualistic rhythm of the year, in human life. Non-conformity almostfinished the deed.... Mankind has got to get back to the rhythm of the cosmos, and the permanence of marriage.

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Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Marriage Quotes , Religious Quotes

My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.

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Come, let's be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with.

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That's how it will be, except that in reality, both today and later, one will stand there with a palpable body and a real head, a real forehead, that is, for smiting on with one's hand.

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Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger.

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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.

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Get thee a good husband, and use him as he uses thee.

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Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

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