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God created sex. Priests created marriage.

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There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

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When passion is not fed, it changes to need. At this juncture, marriage becomes a fixed idea in the mind of the bourgeois, being the only means whereby he can win a woman and appropriate her to his uses.

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I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

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Marriage or non-marriage, good or evil, learning or ignorance, any of these is justified, if it leads to the goal.

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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

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What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear," and "my love" come from the heart; but what sensible bachelor, rejoicing in his freedom and years of discretion, will run the tremendous risk?

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Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper, Thy head, thy sovereign; one that cares for thee, And for thy maintenance commits his body To painful labour both by sea and land, To watch the night in storms, the day in cold, Whilst thou liest warm at home, secure and safe; And craves no other tribute at thy hands But love, fair looks and true obedience; Too little payment for so great a debt.

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A bad marriage is like an electrical thrilling machine: it makes you dance, but you can't let go.

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Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.

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Love never claims, it ever gives.

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To him in whom love dwells, the whole world is but one family.

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

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Thou art sad; get thee a wife, get thee a wife!

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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

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My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.

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Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: routine.

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They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

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To speak frankly, I am not in favour of long engagements. They give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which I think is never advisable.

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Every relationship that does not raise us up pulls us down, and vice versa; this is why men usually sink down somewhat when they take wives while women are usually somewhat raised up. Overly spiritual men require marriage every bit as much as they resist it as bitter medicine.

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