George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Marriage Quotes, Blessing Quotes

Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the chain were broken and the prisoners left free to choose, the whole social fabric would fly asunder. You cannot have the argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in? If he is not, why pretend that he is?

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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

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Wen you're a married man, Samivel, you'll understand a good many things as you don't understand now; but vether it's worth while goin' through so much to learn so little, as the charity-boy sand ven he go to the end of the alphabet, it's a matter of taste.

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I pay very little regard...to what any young person says on the subject of marriage. If they profess a disinclination for it, I only set it down that they have not yet seen the right person.

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If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.

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A contract of eternal bond of love, Confirm'd by mutual joinder of your hands, Arrested by the holy close of lips, Strength'ned by the interchangement of your rings, And all the ceremony of this compact Seal'd in my function, by my testimony.

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On the whole, the great success of marriage in the States is due partly to the fact that no American man is ever idle, and partly to the fact that no American wife is considered responsible for the quality of her husband's dinners.

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A man would always wish to give a woman a better home than the one he takes her from; and he who can do it, where there is no doubt of her regard, must, I think, be the happiest of mortals.

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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.

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The curse of marriage That we can call these delicate creatures ours And not their appetites!

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

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In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.

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Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: routine.

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The natural ambition of woman is through marriage to climb up, leaning upon a man; but those days are gone. You shall be great without the help of any man, just as you are.

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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

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Marriage (in what is called the spiritual world) is impossible, because of the inequality between every subject and every object.

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What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care of that.

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Marriage is a fight to the death. Before contracting it, the two parties concerned implore the benediction of Heaven because to promise to love each other forever is the rashest of enterprises.

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Husband, when you tell your wife to go for counseling alone (because you think going to see a counselor is a sign you have failed) is like having a car you love overheat and deciding it's not manly to take it to the mechanic. You can keep on driving it but eventually you will ruin the engine.

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