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HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

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TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

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If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything.

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But beef is rare within these oxless isles; Goat's flesh there is, no doubt, and kid, and mutton; And, when a holiday upon them smiles, A joint upon their barbarous spits they put on.

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A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows.

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Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

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PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.

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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

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Although I have been prevented by outward circumstances from observing a strictly vegetarian diet, I have long been an adherent to the cause in principle. Besides agreeing with the aims of vegetarianism for aesthetic and moral reasons, it is my view that a vegetarian manner of living by its purely physical effect on the human temperament would most beneficially influence the lot of mankind.

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The American does not drink at meals as a sensible man should. Indeed, he has no meals. He stuffs for ten minutes thrice a day.

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The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.

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Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women.

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To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist - the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar.

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Bait the hook well. This fish will bite.

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The strawberry grows underneath the nettle And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality.

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WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

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...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'.

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Just the other day in the Underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies.

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One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

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I believe I once considerably scandalized her by declaring that clear soup was a more important factor in life than a clear conscience.

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