Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Meri deewangi ko dekh ke muskuraate hai kyu
mein jitna paas jau utna door jate hai kyu
kuch toh vajah zaroor hogi unki berukhi ki
mujhe aise har pal sataate haikyu

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Aesa Jagaya Aapne Ke Ab Tak Na So Sake,
Yun Rulaya Aapne Ke Mehfil Mein Hum Ro Na Sake,
Na Jaane Kya Baat Hai Aap Mein Sanam,
Mana Hai Jabse Tumhe Apna Kisi Ke Hum Ho Na Sake....

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

~^~ Humesha yaad aati hai unki,

Aur mood ho jata hai kharab,

Tab Humesha lekar baithe hai hum,

ek hath me Kalam aur ek hath me sharab ~^~^~^~

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Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi;
Wah Wah!
Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi;
Jis-Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki, Woh Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi!

9 years ago

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Tags : Funny SMS

His name is Rufus II-but the II is silent.

5 years ago

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Dog Quotes , Names Quotes

Q. Who was the first Indian to join the Indian Civil Services?

Ans :Satyendranath Tagore.

Q. Who was the first woman Governor of India?

Ans :Sarojini Naidu.

9 years ago

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Tags : General Knowledge SMS

D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
That, why I LOVE YOU.

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Tags : Love Saying SMS , New Whatsapp Status

The gift of Truthovercomes all gifts.The joy of Truthovercomes all pleasures.The taste of Truthovercomes all sweetness.

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Tags : Gautama Buddha Quotes , Joy Quotes , Taste Quotes

The key to making healthy decisions is to respect your future self. Honor him or her. Treat him or her like you would treat a friend or a loved one.

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Tags : A. J. Jacobs Quotes , Keys Quotes , Self Quotes

This business of the working class is on its way out I think. After all, aren't I working class? I work jolly hard, I can tell you.

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Tags : Margaret Thatcher Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Class Quotes

We cannot fling ourselves into the blank future; we can only call up images from the past. This being so, the important principle follows, that how many images we have largely depends on how much past we have.

5 years ago

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Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Past Quotes , Important Quotes

Phool Umeedon Ke Khil Hi Jayenge,
Hum Ek Roz Mil Hi Jayenge.

Kaun Rokega Saagar Ki Maujon Ko,
Tufaan Uthenge To Kinare Hil Hi Jayenge.

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes SMS

He is now walking from his dream.

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Tags : Paulo Coelho Quotes , Life Quotes , Dream Quotes

I may turn out an intellectual, but I'll never write anything but mediocre poetry.

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Tags : F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes , Writing Quotes , Intellectual Quotes

My Eyes Are Drooping, But What They
Need Is Not Sleep But You. My Mind
Is Tired But All It Needs For
Refreshment Is You. My Heart
Is Beating Slower Now, But All It
Needs To Speed Up Is You. Good Night.

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Tags : Good Night SMS

He is not poor who has a competency.

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Tags : Horace Quotes , Poor Quotes

A cute boy asks a fallen rose:
Don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked?

Rose replied: No I forget my pain thinking that
i am the reason for someones smile.

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Saying SMS

“It’s Hard To Beat A Person Who Never Gives Up.”

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Tags : Englih SMS , English Good Morning SMS , English Whatsapp Status , English Massages , English Quotes SMS

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold….
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!
Student kia jane Result kia hoga?
Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma… Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!
K.k

9 years ago

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Tags : Jokes SMS

Bewafa To Woh Khud Thi,
Par Ilzaam Kisi Aur ko Deti Hai.
Pehle Naam Tha Mera Uske Hothon Par,
Ab Woh Naam Kisi Aur ka Leti Hai.
Kabhi Leti Thi Wada Mujhse SaathNa Chorne Ka,
Ab Yehi Wada Kisi Aur Se Leti Hai.

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Tags : Sad Shayari SMS