We must never cease to proclaim in fearless tones the great principles of freedom and the rights of man which are the joint inheritance of the English-speaking world and which through Magna Carta, the Bill of Rights, the Habeas Corpus, trial by jury, and the English common law find their most famous expression in the American Declaration of Independence.
Do you hear the snow against the windowpanes, Kitty? How nice and soft it sounds! Just as if some one was kissing the window all over outside. I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, 'Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.' And when they wake up in the summer, Kitty, they dress themselves all in green, and dance about - whenever the wind blows.
Teri Yaad Ke Sahare Jeeye Jaa Rahan
Hun, Bas Yahi Ek Gunah Subhe
Sham Kiye Jaa Rahan Hun,
Tumne Kahan Tha Tum Aaogi Ek Din
Lotkar, Bas Usi Ek Din Ke Intzar Mein
Gum Ke Aanshun Piye Jaa Rahan Hun.
Chalo Tum Raaz Ho Apna Tumhein Afsha Nahi Karte,,
Suno Jisko Chaha Jaye Usey Chora Nahi Karte,,
Jisey Shaffaf Rakhna Ho Usey Meela Nahi Karte,,
Jo Bus Jata Hai Dharkan Main Usey Bhoola Nahi Karte,,
Kisi Ko Dil Dete Waqt Bohat Socha Nahi Karte,,
Jo Pehle Say Hi Tanha Ho Usey Tanha Nahi Karte,,
Suno Yaadein Satayen Gi Magar Roya Nahi Karte,,
Suno Tum Yaad Aate Ho Aur Hum Soya Nahi Karte
Sehmi sehmi nighahon mein khawab hum saja dein gein
Suni suni rahon pe phool hum khila dein gein
app humare sung muskura ker to deakho
app k sarey gham hum bhula dein gein!
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गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ…
नदी में कूद सकती हूँ…
लड़का:- लव यू जानू..
क्या तुम मुझे अभी मिलने आ सकती हो…
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गर्ल:- पागल हो क्या इतनी धूप में…
Boy :give a condom?
SalesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl: Give him “M“ size,
wait..Give “L‘
wait..Give ‘XL‘
oh shit
Give me a tissue-paper.
Ek Kavi Program Mein Bhid Dekh Ek Kavi Ne,
Host Se Kaha- Iss Sehar Mein Kavita Premio Ki Ginti Bahut Kam H.
Host: Ji Ye Sab Bhi Public Nahi Hai. Bhid Mein Bahut Saare Kavi Bhi H,
Jinko Munch Par Baithe Ki Jagah Nahi Mili, Esliye Niche Ja Baithe.
Things will change from Class room 2 office,
Books 2 files, Jeans 2 formals,
Pepsi 2 juices, Girl friends 2 wife,
what will never change is, yaaron ki yaar!
haqeeqat na pooch mere fasane ki tere jaate hi badal gayi nazar zamane ki log poochte hai ki mai khush kyon nahi kya kahoon aadat thi tere sang muskurane ki ......
Teacher: Tum Late Kion Aye Ho? Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahy Thay Eslie Teacher:Wo Lar Rahay Thay Tu Tum Kion Late Aye Student: Mera Ek Joota Ammi Ke Pas Tha Owr Ek Abbu Ke Pas :joy::smile::smiley::grinning::blush: