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  • Girl: Agar mouka mila to tum
    mujhse shadi karo ge…??
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    Agar mouka mil gaya to phir shadi
    kerne ki kiya zaroorat hai..
    *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक तो लड़कियाँ वैसे ही नहीं पटती.. ऊपर से ये
    सावधान_इंडिया वाले ऐसे दिखाते है जैसे हम
    पैदा ही अपराध करने के लिए होते हैं !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi Aapki Yaadein Dard Ban Jai Hain
    Kabhi Aapki Yaadein Dawa Ban Jati Hain
    Agar Zindagi Mein Aapki Yaadein Na Hoti
    To Na Jane Ye Zindagi Kya Ban Jati..iii
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Suttas are not meant to be 'sacred scriptures' that tell us what to believe. One should read them, listen to them, think about them, contemplate them, and investigate the present reality, the present experience with them. Then, and only then, can one insightfully know the truth beyond words.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Ajahn Sumedho Quotes , Buddhist Quotes , Believe Quotes
  • LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai,
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    1st : BORING
    2nd : INTERSTING
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    BORING : jo DHOOP mein bhi
    UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain.
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    INTERESTING : Jo baarish mein bhi
    Jaan-bujh kar
    UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladki thi Deewani si,
    Sachin Pe Wo Marti thi,
    Chori Chori Chup ke Chup ke,
    Harbhajan ko chithiya Likha Karti Thi,
    Nazar Jhuka ke Sarma ke,
    Raina se Baat Karti Thi,
    Kabhi Kabhi Julfe Bikhra Ke,
    Sehwag ki Galiyon me Gujra Karti Thi,
    Shayad Kuch Kahna tha Usse kohli se,
    Lekin Dhoni se Wo Darti Thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi mita kar humari nai duniya saja rahi hai vo….
    ek bewafa ke liya hume bhula rahi hai vo….
    logo ke taano se bachna ke liya apna chehra chupa rahi hai vo….
    mita kar zindagi humari nai duniya basa rahi hai vo…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Ek Admi Roz Ek Ped Ke Shaakh Par Bethta Tha...

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    Bolo Kyun...

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    Nahi Pata..

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    Theak Hai Mai Hi Bata Deta Hoon

    bechara MBA Karke Pagal Ho Gaya Tha Ab Khud Ko Branch Manager Smaj Raha THa...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • एक गुजराती बादाम बेच रहा था
    सरदार ने पूछा ये खाने से क्या होता है ?
    गुजराती : दिमाग़ तेज़ होता है ..
    सरदार : केसे ?
    गुजराती : अच्छा ये बताओ 1 किलो चावल में कितने दाने होते है
    सरदार : पता नही …
    गुजराती ने उसको बादाम खिलाया और बोला ,
    बताओ 1 दर्जन में कितने केले होते है ?
    सरदार : 12
    गुजराती : देखा दिमाग तेज़ हो गया ना
    सरदार : 2 किलो दे यार , कमाल की Chige Hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Sardar Jokes
  • who be wafa hai magar bhool bhi na paon usay
    main zkhm zkhm hon phir bi gale lgaon usay
    haseen phool ki manind hai badan us ka
    main khar jaisa hon phir hath kiu lgaon usay
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Our situation on this earth seems strange. Every one of us appears here involuntarily and uninvited for a short stay, without knowing the whys and the wherefore. In our daily lives we only feel that man is here for the sake of others, for those whom we love and for many other beings whose fate is connected with our own. I am often worried at the thought that my life is based to such a large extent on the work of my fellow human beings and I am aware of my great indebtedness to them.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Fate Quotes , Men Quotes
  • Dil agar CPU hota to sabhi yado ko Save karsakte, Dimang me printer ho ta to khayalo ka printout nikal detae,
    Dhadakan me agar Pendrive hoti to zindgiko Backup lelete,
    Man me jo blutooth hota to baato ko Transfar kar le te,
    Ankho ne jo web camera hota to tasviroko Recieve kar lete....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS