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If a general shows confidence in his men but always insists on his orders being obeyed, the gain will be mutual.

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Tags : Sun Tzu Quotes , Men Quotes , Order Quotes

To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Funny Quotes , Graduation Quotes

There is no end to renunciation.

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Tags : Swami Vivekananda Quotes , Ends Quotes

I may be a despicable person, but when Truth speaks through me I am invincible.

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Spiritual Quotes , May Quotes

If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore; and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! But every night come out these envoys of beauty, and light the universe with their admonishing smile.

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Beauty Quotes

Palke jhuke to pyar ho jata h..
palke uthe to izhaar ho jata h..
na jane kya kashish h chahat meaisi ke..
koi anjan bhi is zindagi ka haqdarho jata h..

9 years ago

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When I see a shipwreck, I like to know what caused the disaster...I learned nothing but the glow that wrapped her face when the soup came. That's the story.

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Tags : O. Henry Quotes , Faces Quotes , Stories Quotes

“WO Kehta Rehta” hai Bari “Majboorian hain” “waqt ” ki,!!!
‘wasi’
“Saaf Lafzon” mein wo khud
ko “Bewafa” nai kehta…

9 years ago

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If freedom is short of weapons, we must compensate with willpower.

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Tags : Adolf Hitler Quotes , Mein Kampf Quotes , Weapons Quotes

To be young was very heaven!

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Tags : William Wordsworth Quotes , Heaven Quotes , Youth Quotes

Aankhoun Per Aansoo Ki Lakeer Ban Gayi
Kabhi Socha Na Tha Aisi Taqdeer Ban Gayi
Hum Ne To Pheri Thi Yunhi Ret Per Ungliyan
Gor Se Dekha To Teri Tasweer Ban Gayi.
Chandu

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

WOh bewaffa nahi mujhe pata hai,
uski raah dekhna ye meri ada hai,
Wo aaye na aaye ye uski waffa hai,
bas tadapte rehna ye meri sazaa h.

9 years ago

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One cannot attain divine knowledge till one gets rid of pride. Water does not stay on the top of a mound; but into low land it flows in torrents from all sides.

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Tags : Ramakrishna Quotes , Pride Quotes , Land Quotes

No new horror can be more terrible than the daily torture of the commonplace.

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Tags : H. P. Lovecraft Quotes , Horror Quotes , Torture Quotes

I don't focus on criticism. I prefer to praise people and the world, rather than criticize them and it.

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Tags : Alice Walker Quotes , People Quotes , Focus Quotes

Zindagi me jab b kabhi kadam ladkhdaye or aap gir b jao to darna mat.
Himmat or hosle se apne aap ko khda karke awaz dena waiter!!Ek pag aur...

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At the head of an army, nothing is more becoming than simplicity.

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Tags : Napoleon Bonaparte Quotes , War Quotes , Army Quotes

Jahan yaad k deep jalty hon
Or shaam k saaye dhalty hon

"Jab pyar kisi ka yaad aaye
Or zikar kisi k chalty hon

"Ankhon mein ansoo bhar aayn
Or ashk na tum se rukty hon

"Tab un logon ko yaad karo
jo pyar tum he se karty hon

"Jo tum bin jee na sakte hon
Or tum par DIL se marty hon

"Us manzil ko kya pana
jahan apny tuj se jalty hon

"Is dunya mein ab kya jena
"Jahan pal pal log bdalty hon

9 years ago

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Morning prayer GOD
when i lose hope,help me 2 remember
that UR love is greater than my disappointment & U r plan 4 my life r better than my dreams...
Gud Morning.

9 years ago

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Baccha : Goodnight mummy ?
Mummy : Beta Goodnight..
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Baccha : Goodnight Daddy ?
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Dad : Goodnight Beta.
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Baccha (Frustated) : Arey !!! Goodnight kidar hai puch raha hu..!!!
Macchar kaat rahe hai..!!

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