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Mat dekh koi shaks gunehgar kitna hai,

Ye dekh tere saath wafadar kitna hai,

Ye mat soch use kuch logo se nafrat hai,

Ye dekh use tujhse "PYAR" kitna hai.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

I have not always been wrong. History will bear me out, particularly as I shall write that history myself.

5 years ago

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Military Quotes , Writing Quotes

Admire, exult, despise, laugh, weep for here There is such matter for all feelings: Man! Thou pendulum betwixt a smile and tear.

5 years ago

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Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Men Quotes , Laughing Quotes

Ek din tamanna ne zindagi k,
Anchal me sar rakh kr pucha,
Me puri q nahi hoti,
Zindagi ne muskura kr kaha k,
Jo puri ho jaye wo tamana nahi hoti.

10 years ago

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Hindus believe in God positively. Buddhism does not try to know whether He is or not.

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Tags : Swami Vivekananda Quotes , Believe Quotes , Buddhism Quotes

In spite of conflicting signals - and in spite of a popular culture that sometimes puts down their innocence - most of our kids are good kids. Large numbers do volunteer work. Nearly all believe in God, and most practice their faith. Teen pregnancy and violence are actually going down. Across America, under a program called True Love Waits, nearly a million teens have pledged themselves to abstain from sex until marriage.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Sex Quotes , Believe Quotes

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our Democracy; Tonight is your answer.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Dream Quotes , Yes We Can Quotes

And a pamphlet called Pick me up There is no genuine hatred against Herr Hitler.

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Hatred Quotes , Pick Me Up Quotes

Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel.

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Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Fear Quotes , Worship Quotes

The myths underlying our culture and underlying our common sense have not taught us to feel identical with the universe, but only parts of it, only in it, only confronting it - aliens.

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Tags : Alan Watts Quotes , Taught Us Quotes , Common Sense Quotes

Paas Aa K Sab Hi Dur Chale Jate Hai
Hum Akailay Hain Akele Hi Reh Jate Hai
Dil Ka Dard Dikhayain Kis Ko?
Jab Marham Lagane Wale Hi Dard De Jate Hai..ii

10 years ago

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Sometimes my brain writes a check that reality can't cash.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adam Savage Quotes , Writing Quotes , Reality Quotes

In short, if you have any question about whether a particular movie, book, or other form of entertainment is appropriate, don’t see it, don’t read it, don’t participate.

5 years ago

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Tags : Thomas S. Monson Quotes , Book Quotes , Entertainment Quotes

Heart Touching Line By a True Lover:~
" Maine us raat se aankhen hi nali kholi.
Jis raat usne kaha tha ki subah hote hi mujhe bhool jana.
~:saumy:~

10 years ago

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Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagane chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
maine to us kaminey master
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hai�!!

10 years ago

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There is one art of which people should be masters - the art of reflection.

5 years ago

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Tags : Samuel Taylor Coleridge Quotes , Art Quotes , Reflection Quotes

eri Wafa-Zafa Ke Sawalat Ne Sone Na Diya,
Faisala Khauf Roosvai Ke Khyalat Ne Hone Na Diya.
Hum To Ashkon Se Dho Lete Daage Mohabbat Lekin,
Teri Nargisi Aankho Ke Isharaat Ne Rone Na Diya.

10 years ago

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The poem you sent me was as fiery and virile as anything you've ever written - or anybody else, for that matter. Especially the second part went to my brain like the flaming liquor of insanity. No one else besides Jack London has the power to move me just that way.

5 years ago

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Tags : Robert E. Howard Quotes , Moving Quotes , Insanity Quotes

Nothing is more devastating to a community than out-of-control crime.

6 years ago

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Tags : Alan Autry Quotes , Community Quotes

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.

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Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Clever Quotes , Inspiration Quotes