Whatsapp Funny Jokes

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और दुखी रहता था,��
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फिर मेरे एक दोस्त ने मुझे
Whatsapp ज्वाइन कराया.....
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अब आप विस्वाश मानिए
मेरी बाकी बची जिन्दगी भी सत्यानाश हो
गयी है..
:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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What is a RACE ??? . . . . . . . . . . . A real race is when you are trying to finish off the Paani Poori, before the Paani Poori boy puts the next one into the plate!

10 years ago

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1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya . . Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai" . . Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti hai... . . . Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai Par Laash ka kya kru ???????

10 years ago

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Boy:can i hold your hand ? . . . Girl:no . . Boy:why? . . Girl:because it hurts when you leave it . . . . . Boy:baap reeee, i am acting but she is overacting

10 years ago

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2 Minute Scilence For Those People
Who Think TIKTOK Will Come Soon...!!:joy:
#RIPTiktok

6 years ago

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Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha :-) Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-* Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha.... maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. :-)

10 years ago

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पापा और 12 साल का बेटा एक होटल में गए, पापा- वेटर एक बियर

10 years ago

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अब शादी मे सात की जगह आठ वचन लिये जायेंगे।:flushed:

आठवा वचन होगा...
"WhatsApp" और "Facebook" से ज्यादा वक्त
मैं अपने पति को दूंगी।

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9 years ago

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पापा और 12 साल का बेटा एक होटल में गए,

पापा- वेटर एक बियर :beer: और एक आईसक्रीम लाओ :icecream:,

बेटा – आईसक्रीम :icecream: क्यों पापा, आप भी बियर :beer: लीजिये ना,

दे..चप्पल :athletic_shoe:..पे..चप्पल :athletic_shoe:.

9 years ago

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Super Killer Joke . . Boy and girl are sitting.. . . 2 dogs kissed each other . . . Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii?????? . . . Girl- ok, par sambhal ke.., kahi kutta kaat na le. .. hahaha Thoko LIKE

10 years ago

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Pingu Said To Doctor : Pore Jism Main
kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao To Bohat Dard Hota Hai,
Doctor Suggested Full Body Xray
when He Checked, Xray Found Fracture In
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"Ungli":point_up_2:

9 years ago

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2 Girls face to face: . . 1st: hi sweetheart 2nd: hi, Darling .. And when they talk on their backs about them . . 1st: she is so selfish (matlabi) . . 2nd: she is kamini number 1 2 Boys face to face: . . 1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt main tu pura yeda lag raha hai be . . 2nd: kutte, apne baap se mazakk ... ?? . . And when they talk on their backs . . 1st: mast banda hai yaar . . 2nd: bhai hai apna.. Bhai..

10 years ago

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When ur GF/BF blocks u on fb . . . . . . . . . . . . Its called an E-Divorce

10 years ago

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Dad - Badi hokar kya karogi? Daughter - Maa Banugi, Naukri Karungi, Padhai Karugi, Shaadi Karugi Dad - Tu kuch bhi kar beti .. par thoda Sequence ka Dhyaan rakhna 

10 years ago

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Me : Hey Any weekend Plans ? She : hanging out Wid Friends yaar Me : Bandariya Hai tu .? *blocked* *reported f.I.R*

10 years ago

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Unhone Jaate-Jaate Bade Gurur se Kaha tha "Tum Jaise to Bahut Milenge... "Hmne Bhi Muskura K Puchh hi Liya - "Hmare Jaisa Hi Kyon Chahiye.? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10 years ago

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लड़कियो :princess: को Facebook
पर 1000 Followers :busts_in_silhouette: चाहिए
और Reality में एक कुत्ता :monkey_face: भी Follow
करले तो मम्मी_मम्मी :cold_sweat: चिल्ला कर भागती है

9 years ago

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Boy: "Tuj me Rab dikta Hai, Yara mai kya karu" Girl: "Darsan kar, Dakshina de, Prasad la or Chala ja, Q ki tere piche or vi Bhakt khade hai".

10 years ago

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Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya. . . Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe pasand ho. par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat hai mujhe car dene ki? . . Iss par ladki ne solid jawab diya- . . Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat toh aeroplane dene ki hai... Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat hai Airport banane ki? .. How many Likes for this girl ?

10 years ago

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Ultimate Insult . . Girl:" McDonald’s chale ?? . . Boy:" Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.. . . Girl:" 1 kam karo KFC chalte hai.. . . Boy:" KFC ka Fullform bolo . . . . Girl:" Rehne de kutte, samosa hi khila de.. .. Thoko Like kamino ke liye

10 years ago

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