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  • जमाई ससुराल में खाना खाते वक़्त:
    आज खाना सासुमाँ ने बनाया है क्या.?
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    बीवी - अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना... ?
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    जमाई - अरे जब तुम बनाती हो तो
    खाने में से काले बाल निकलते हैं
    आज सफ़ेद बाल निकला है....!!!

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes
  • Boy:Kaha se ho? Girl:Kolkata Boy:Arre waha meri didi rethi hai Girl:Wah!kaunsa area? Boy:Nai malum Girl:Name Boy:Mamta Banerjee *Blocked*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Johnny Is 33 Years Old And He Is Still Single. One Day A Friend Asked, "Why Aren't You Married? Can't You Find A Woman Who Will Be A Good Wife?"
    Johnny Replied, "Actually, I've Found Many Women I Wanted To Marry, But When I Bring Them Home To Meet My Parents, My Mother Doesn't Like Them."
    His Friend Thinks For A Moment And Says, "I've Got The Perfect Solution, Just Find A Girl Who's Just Like Your Mother."
    A Few Months Later They Meet Again And His Friend Says, "Did You Find The Perfect Girl? Did Your Mother Like Her?" With A Frown On His Face,
    Johnny Answers, "Yes, I Found The Perfect Girl. She Was Just Like My Mother. You Were Right, My Mother Liked Her Very Much."
    The Friend Said, "Then What's The Problem?"
    Johnny Replied, "My Father Doesn't Like Her."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : English Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Family Jokes
  • एक Plane तूफान में फँस गया, पायलट ने
    कहा:- किसी को बचने की दुआ आती
    है क्या…???

    एक बाबा खुश होकर
    बोला:- हाँ….. मूझे आती है…!!!
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    पायलट:- ठीक है बाबा, आप दुआ
    कीजिये, एक पैरासूट कम है…..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    LOL :joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • A Boy and A Girl were playing Ludo… Boy: Agar 1 se 5 mein se aaya to I will Kiss you Girl: What?? Acha aur 6 Aaya To… . . . . . Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE 2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE 3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE 4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE 5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक लड़की छाता ठीक करवाने गयी। दुकानदार: ऊपर का कपड़ा उतारना पड़ेगा और नीचे डण्डा डालना पड़ेगा। लड़की: जो मर्ज़ी करो बस पानी अंदर नहीं गिरना चाहिए। Happy monsoon
    • 10 years ago



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  • WORK PRESSURE... ❄ _______________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _______________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _______________________________ Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?” _______________________________ I don’t login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home. _______________________________ Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back" _______________________________ Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !_______________________________ Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice. _______________________________ And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen… So avoid working so hard ! Have a great work-life balance.. Lastly...... Height Of Work Pressure: An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पापाः बेटा तुम्हारे रिजल्ट का क्या हुआ? पप्पुः पापा 80% आये है । पापाः पर मार्कशीट पर 40% लिखा है? पप्पूः बाकी के 40% आधारकार्ड लिंक होनेपर सीधे अकाऊंट में आएंगे। पापा बेहोश..
    • 10 years ago



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  • I argued��... She argued��... I shouted��... She shouted�� and then she cried�� Result: she won by duckworth lewis method��
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: "I love u" . Boy: "I love u too" . Girl: kitna pyar karte ho? . Boy: Jitna tum karti ho. . . . . . . . Girl: Kamine... . Iska matlab tu bhi time pass kar raha hai.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fantastic line written on a honeymoon cottage wall... "Please keep the curtains closed..." "Ur love may be blind But... Our staff is not..."��
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant. Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant. Horror - When Both Are Pregnant. Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.
    • 10 years ago



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  • One of d bst msg Evry1 will agree..!! . . When u r happy u enjoy the music . . But . . When u r sad U understand the lyrics...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • This is real story from Delhi. Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the… Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya. Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi… Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi.. Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar To Sath Hai Dilli / Delhi Sarkar!!! :-D whatsapp funny jokes love
    • 10 years ago



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