Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??
Receptionist:1 sec sir..
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Santa disconnect n says,
'pee ke bethi hai kamini"
बेटा---" माँ, आजकल प्यार का वायरस हर तरफ फैला है। . लगता है मुझे भी उस वायरस ने अटैक किया है। ". . माँ---" चिंता मत कर बेटा, मेरे पास चप्पल है . . जो,एन्टीवायरस का काम करती है। :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::heart_eyes::smiley::grinning:
Kehte hai khuda ne is jaha mai,
sabhi ke liye kisi na kisi ko
banaya hai..
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Meri wali ne toh lagta hai
suicide kar liya hai, milti hi nahi..
સિટિબસમાં એક બેન નાના છોકરાને કહેતા હતા ,'શીરો ખાઈશ કે બાજુમાં બેઠા કાકાને આપું ?? 'આવું 3 વાર બોલ્યા પછી કાકા બોલ્યા ...બેન, મને આપવો હોય તો આપી દો ને !મારે ઉતરવાનું હતું એ સ્ટેશન પણ જતું રહ્યું:weary::rofl::rofl:
Ladki ne new laptop liya...
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Khush hoke ghar pe gai
Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale
se boli:ye lapy bekar he
isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he.
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Shopkeepr: not possible
ye latest laptop he aur
isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta.
Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste .?
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Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai ,
apne computer ko on kiya
mouse se right click karke file copy ki
fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop melagaya,
aur right click karke boli:
dekho paste ka option kha he ?
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Shopkeeper on the spot behosh!
What is "WILL POWER" ??
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It is when you see
10 Notification,
20 Msgs and
30 Friend requests...
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and still you click
"Logout" and
"Study" !!!
KADAK Attitude…
Girl frnd ne msg kiya:
Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai.
Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha:
Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi.
Pappu apne dost se baat kar raha tha.
Pappu - Ek bar main or mera sir lift se ja rahe the, lift me ek ladki bhi thi.
Achanak light chali gai aur dusare hi pal ek kiss ki awaj ayi or satak ke chate ki awaj ayi.
Light ayi to sir gal pe hat rakh ke khade the.
Dost - Apne sir asse hai
Pappu - Tujhe kya laga sir ne kiss kiya or ladki ne chata mara.??
Dost - haan
Pappu - Nahi re, maine hi kiss ki awaj nikali or sir ko chata mara.
Aisa mouka phir kahan milta.
Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko
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Smart,
handsome,
intelligent ldka mile.
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Tum hi btao....
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Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?
For those girls who say that-
"mere piche to bhot se ladke
pade
hai"
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They always should remember
that-
"Low price always attract
customers"...
Boy :- I heared you failed in english?
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Girl :- who telled you?
it is unpossible,
I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away
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Boy :- ok bye !!
Girl :- Bye bye,
God blast you
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Boy :- Bas kar pagli rulayegi kya
Girl: "I love u"
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Boy: "I love u too"
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Girl: kitna pyar karte ho?
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Boy: Jitna tum karti ho.
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Girl: Kamine...
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Iska matlab tu bhi time pass kar raha hai.!
Boy: I Can Kiss You Even Without
Touching You..
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Girl: You Cant
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Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 Ki? . Girl: Ok .
Boy Tightly Kissed Her
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Girl: Hey You Touched Me .
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Boy: To Le Na 50 Rupye Roti Kyun Hai... .����