A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of
Girls
For A Long Time.....
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After Sometime One Girl Came
Forward & Said....
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Girl Says:-
Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap
Hoga,
Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap
Hoga...
Wow !!! What a Shayari.....
After Listening To The Girl, The
Boy
Said :
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Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho....
Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho....
Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri
Hi
Bachi Ho...
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Boys will be Boys"
एक लड़की छाता ठीक करवाने गयी।
दुकानदार: ऊपर का कपड़ा उतारना पड़ेगा और नीचे डण्डा डालना पड़ेगा।
लड़की: जो मर्ज़ी करो बस पानी अंदर नहीं गिरना चाहिए।
Happy monsoon
Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya. . .
Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne
ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe
pasand ho.
par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat
hai
mujhe car dene ki?
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Iss par ladki ne solid jawab
diya-
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Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat
toh aeroplane
dene ki hai...
Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat
hai Airport banane ki?
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How many Likes for this
girl ?
लड़कियो :princess: को Facebook पर 1000 Followers :busts_in_silhouette: चाहिए और Reality में एक कुत्ता :monkey_face: भी Follow करले तो मम्मी_मम्मी :cold_sweat: चिल्ला कर भागती है
पति व्हिस्की का एक ग्लास बनाता है
और पत्नी से कहता है: लो पिओ इसे
पत्नी व्हिस्की चखती है, फिर कहती हैं:
छी…. छी, कितनी कड़वी है।
पति:
और तू सोचती है कि मैं रोज अय्याशी करता हूँ।।
ज़हर के घूंट पीता हूँ ज़हर के।।
वो मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे हमें, हम मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे उन्हें, वो हमें, हम उन्हें, हम उन्हें, वो हमें, :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: क्योंकि परीक्षा में, न उन्हें कुछ आता था, न हमें… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy, Right Up To The Pharmacist, looked Straight Into His Eyes, And Said, "I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide." The Pharmacist Asked, "Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide?" The Lady Replied, "I Need It To Poison My Husband." The Pharmacists Eyes Got Big And He Exclaimed, "Lord Have Mercy! I Can't Give You Cyanide To Kill Your Husband! That's Against The Law! I'll Lose My License! They'll Throw Both Of Us In Jail! All Kinds Of Bad Things Will Happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT Have Any Cyanide!" The Lady Reached Into Her Purse And Pulled Out A Picture Of Her Husband In Bed With The Pharmacist's Wife. The Pharmacist Looked At The Picture And Replied, "Well Now. That's Different. You Didn't Tell Me You Had A Prescription."
1 ladka ladki ka pichha kr raha tha.. !!
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Girl :
tumhe pata he, pichhe meri MAA aa rahi he...
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Boy :
ham to khandani aashiq he,
teri MAA k pichhe mera BAAP bhi aa rahe hai
Girl-Friend Ne Boyfriend Se Pyar Se
Kaha
Ladki: “Jaanu, Tum Mere Liye Kya
Kar Sakte Ho?”
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Ladka: “Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jaan”
Ladki: “Kya Mere Liye Chaand La
Sakte Ho?”
Ladka 2 Minute Bol Ke Kahi Gaya Aur
Kuch Chiz Apne Piche Chupa Ke Laya...
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Ladki Se Bola Ki Aankhein Band Karo,
Aur Wo Chiz Ladki Ke Haatho Mein De
Di
Aur Ladki Ko Kaha Ab Apni Aankhein
Kholo...
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Ladki Ki Aankho Mein Se Ansu Nikal
Aaye Vo Chiz Dekh Ke.
Kyunki Uske Haatho Mein Ek Aaina
(Sheesha) Tha,
Jisme Us Ladki Ka
Chehra Nazar Aa Raha Tha
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Ladki Ne Khush Hokar Boy-Friend Ko
Bola: “Awwwww… Tum Mujhe Chand
Samjhte Ho?”
Ladka: “Nahi, Main To Tumhe Sirf Ye
Samjha Raha Tha, Jis Muh Se Tumne
Chaand Manga Hai, Vo Thobda Kabhi
Sheeshe Mein Bhi Dekha Hai Ya Nahi
Narak me
bahut sare log maza kar rahe the.
God ne Yamraj se pucha - "ye log narak me b maja kar rahe hai."
Yamraj :
HOSTEL wale hai.. Saale kahin b SET ho jate hai.
@SatyendrSharma: Larkiyo Ke Scooty Me Chahe 2 Ki
Jagah 10 Brake Hi Kyo Na
Laga Do
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Rokti Hamesa Pairo Se Hi Hai :P :D :D
Comment below if you agree?
Ladki: Dadi,Aapke Zamane Me 10 Bacche
Kyu Hote The..
Dadi: Arrey, Hamare Zamane
Me Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharab Nahi Karte The..!
Whatsapp hindi jokes !!!