Adam Carolla Quotes, Definitions Quotes

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Definitions Quotes

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Names Quotes , Feelings Quotes

Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Gay Quotes , Looks Quotes

There are certain things women are better at than men.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Men Quotes

I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Ill Will Quotes , Office Quotes

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , People Quotes , Laughing Quotes

Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn't break it down piece by piece, stage by stage. The best gift you can give yourself is some drive--that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates. The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Jobs Quotes , Believe Quotes

If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Butterfly Quotes , Beer Quotes

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Years Quotes , Age Quotes

If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Museums Quotes , Walking Quotes

People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Dream Quotes , People Quotes

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Want Quotes

I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Different Quotes , Artistic Quotes

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Stupid Quotes , Successful Quotes

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Hollywood Quotes , Connections Quotes

I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Nuts Quotes , Car Quotes

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Media Quotes , Worried Quotes

I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Feelings Quotes , Trying Quotes

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Pie Quotes