Adam Carolla Quotes, Ill Will Quotes

I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

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I know everything because I know nothing.

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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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