Adam Carolla Quotes, Mean Quotes, Successful Quotes

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.

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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

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I get depressed at airports.

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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.

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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

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