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To create man was a quaint and original idea, but to add the sheep was tautology.

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My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest.

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There is no other life; life itself is only a vision and a dream for nothing exists but space and you. If there was an all-powerful God, he would have made all good, and no bad.

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This is the year 1492. I am eighty-two years of age. The things I am going to tell you are things which I saw myself as a child and as a youth.

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Too much is just enough.

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I admire him, I frankly confess it; and when his time is come I shall buy a piece of the rope for a keepsake.

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One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself

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... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.

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Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.

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Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

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The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.

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There is a great difference between feeding parties to wild beasts and stirring up their finer feelings in an inquisition. One is the system of degraded barbarians, the other of enlightened civilized people.

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Men and women -- even man and wife are foreigners. Each has reserves that the other cannot enter into, nor understand. These have the effect of frontiers.

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Of all the unchristian beverages that ever passed my lips, Turkish coffee is the worst. The cup is small, it is smeared with grounds; the coffee is black, thick, unsavory of smell, and execrable in taste. The bottom of the cup has a muddy sediment in it half an inch deep. This goes down your throat, and portions of it lodge by the way, and produce a tickling aggravation that keeps you barking and coughing for an hour.

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We can't always have the beautiful aspect of things. Let us make the most of our sights that are beautiful and let the others go

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Citizenship is what makes a republic - monarchies can get along without it.

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Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

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Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.

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I found out that I was a Christian for revenue only and I could not bear the thought of that, it was so ignoble.

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None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.

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