Mark Twain Quotes, God Quotes

None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good.

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One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself

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Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read.

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The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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History has tried hard to teach us that we can't have good government under politicians. Now, to go and stick one at the very head of the government couldn't be wise.

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If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

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When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky, because everything there happens 20 years after it happens anywhere else.

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I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.

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In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.

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By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfect man.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it.

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You need not expect to get your book right the first time. Go to work and revamp or rewrite it. God only exhibits his thunder and lightning at intervals, and so they always command attention. These are God's adjectives. You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.

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I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.

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If horses knew their strength we should not ride anymore.

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None but the dead are permitted to tell the truth.

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You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.

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No one is willing to acknowledge a fault in himself when a more agreeable motive can be found for the estrangement of his acquaintances.

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The cost of living hasn't effected its popularity.

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Intellectual ''work'' is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.

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