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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

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I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious time with it. But desire persecuted me every day and all day long. I found myself hunting for larger cigars...within the month my cigar had grown to such proportions I could have used it as a crutch.

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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

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Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employs a million.

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The New York papers have long known that no large question is ever really settled until I have been consulted.

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Newport, Rhode Island, that breeding place-that stud farm, so to speak-of aristocracy; aristocracy of the American type.

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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles

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Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

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When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.

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The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.

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Out of the public schools comes the greatness of the nation.

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

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Denial is much more then an Egyptian River.

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I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.

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I've seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true.

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It's awful undermining to the intellect, German is; you want to take it in small doses, or first you know your brains all run together, and you feel them flapping around in your head same as so much drawn butter.

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Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.

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The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.

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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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