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One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her.

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No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters. It has never been done.

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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.

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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

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Every man is a moon; he has a side no one sees.

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There is no family in America without a clock, and consequently there is no fair pretext for the usual Sunday medley of dreadful sounds that issues from our steeples.

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Strange a God who mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness, then invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none Himself; who frowns upon crimes yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon Himself; and finally with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship Him!

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She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

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In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.

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Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

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The writing begins when you’ve finished. Only then do you know what you’re trying to say.

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I was born with Halley's Comet and I expect to die upon its return

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All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

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All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.

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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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When angry, count to a hundred.

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I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.

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America cannot have an empire abroad and a Republic at home.

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The average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, however, one degree better off than the average Frenchman who, as a rule, was in considerable doubt as to who his father was.

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