Mark Twain Quotes, Girl Quotes, Fire Quotes

She remained both girl and woman to the last day of her life. Under a grave and gentle exterior burned inextinguishable fires of sympathy, energy, devotion, enthusiasm, and absolutely limitless affection.

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I told you this would happen. But, no, you had to go for the buffet, didn't you?

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Comedy keeps the heart sweet; but we all know that there is wholesome refreshment for both mind and heart in an occasional climb among the pomps of the intellectual snow-summits built by Shakespeare and those others.

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An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.

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Women cannot receive even the most palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it; that is, married women.

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I would much prefer to suffer from the clean incision of an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison.

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Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists

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Self-approval is acquired mainly from the approval of other people.

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...one of the first achievements of the legislature was to institute a ten-thousand-dollar agricultural fair to show off forty dollars' worth of pumpkins in - however, the Territorial legislature was usually spoken of as the "asylum".

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It is hard enough luck being a monarch, without being a target also.

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Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

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If God is what people say there can be no one in the universe so unhappy as He; for He sees unceasingly myriads of His creatures suffering unspeakable miseries--and besides this foresees how they are going to suffer during the remainder of their lives. One might as well say, "As unhappy as God."

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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian's daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?

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July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so

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That is a simple rule, and easy to remember. When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that beyond any question every Mohammedan is insane; not in all things, but in religious matters.

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God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company

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Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.

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The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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One thing at a time, is my motto - and just play that thing for all it is worth, even if it's only tto pair and a jack.

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