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What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.

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The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race.

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Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size.

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Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.

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It's easy to endure adversity -- if it happens to someone else.

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In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.

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The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it

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Yes, always avoid violence. In this age of charity and kindliness, the time has gone by for such things. Leave dynamite to the low and unrefined.

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It would not be possible for Noah to do in our day what he was permitted to do in his own ... The inspector would come and examine the Ark, and make all sorts of objections.

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All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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It is agreed, in this country, that if a man can arrange his religion so that it perfectly satisfies his conscience, it is not incumbent on him to care whether the arrangement is satisfactory to anyone else or not.

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I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.

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Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.

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When we do not know a person - and also when we do - we have to judge his size by the size and nature of his achievements, as compared with the achievements of others in his special line of business - there is no other way.

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We must put up with clothes as they are they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us to advertise what we wear them to conceal.

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Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

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[Patriotism] ...is a word which always commemorates a robbery. There isn't a foot of land in the world which doesn't represent the ousting and re-ousting of a longline of successive "owners" who each in turn, as "patriots" with proud swelling hearts defended it against the next gang of "robbers" who came to steal it and did -- and became swelling-hearted patriots in their turn.

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These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.

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Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

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