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Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.

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There isn't anything so grotesque or so incredible that the average human being can't believe it.

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God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.

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Man is the only animal that is cruel. It kills just for the sake of it.

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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

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I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.

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I would not rob you of your food or your clothes or your umbrella, but if I caught your German out I would take it. But I don't study any more,- I have given it up.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.

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Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.

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Do good when you can, and charge when you think they will stand it.

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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It has been reported that I was seriously ill--it was another man; dying--it was another man; dead--the other man again...As far as I can see, nothing remains to be reported, except that I have become a foreigner. When you hear it, don't you believe it. And don't take the trouble to deny it. Merely just raise the American flag on our house in Hartford and let it talk.

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To go abroad has something of the same sense that death brings. I am no longer of ye-what ye say of me is now of no consequence.

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I don't believe any of you have ever read Paradise Lost, and you don't want to. That's something that you just want to take on trust. It's a classic ... something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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Grown people everywhere are always likely to cling to the religion they were brought up in.

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When I'm playful I use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine, and drag the Atlantic Ocean for whales. I scratch my head with the lightning and purr myself to sleep with the thunder.

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Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time.

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Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

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It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

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