Mark Twain Quotes, Book Quotes, Writing Quotes

There ain't nothing more to write about and I'm rotten glad of it, because if I'd know'd what trouble it was to make a book, I wouldn't a tackled it.

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The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

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As I slowly grow wise I briskly grow cautious.

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I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.

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One must travel, to learn.

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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

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He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

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Love your enemy, it will scare the hell out of them.

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You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.

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It is a pity we can't escape from life when we are young.

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This is the fairest picture on our planet, the most enchanting to look upon, the most satisfying to the eye and spirit. To see the sun sink down, drowned in his pink and purple and golden floods, and overwhelm Florence with tides of color that make all the sharp lines dim and faint and turn the solid city to a city of dreams, is a sight to stir the coldest nature, and make a sympathetic one drunk with ecstasy.

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And so I am become a knight of the Kingdom of Dreams and Shadows

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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

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Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.

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Comedy keeps the heart sweet.

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If the bubble reputation can be obtained only at the cannon's mouth, I am willing to go there for it, provided the cannon is empty.

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When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.

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