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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

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Stars and shadows ain't good to see by.

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Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

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I believe I have had the most trouble with a portrait which I painted in installments - the head on one canvas and the bust on another.

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A street in Constantinople is a picture which one ought to see once-not oftener.

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Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others-his last breath.

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

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Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

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All the territorial possessions of all the political establishments in the earth--including America, of course-- consist of pilferings from other people's wash. No tribe, howsoever insignificant, and no nation, howsoever mighty occupies a foot of land that was not stolen.

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Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

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Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. Death, the refuge, the solace, the best and kindliest and most prized friend and benefactor of the erring, the forsaken, the old and weary and broken of heart.

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I was in one of the most grand attitudes I ever struck, with my arm stretched up pointing to the sun. It was a noble effect. You could see the shudder sweep the mass like a wave.

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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

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When the Lord finished the world, he pronounced it good. That is what I said about my first work, too. But Time, I tell you, Time takes the confidence out of these incautious opinions. It is more than likely that He thinks about the world, now, pretty much as I think about the Innocents Abroad. The fact is, there is a trifle too much water in both.

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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

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It's an epitome of life. The first half of it consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.

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You can't reason someone out of something that they weren't reasoned into in the first place.

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