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We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.

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What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.

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[Patriotism] ...is a word which always commemorates a robbery. There isn't a foot of land in the world which doesn't represent the ousting and re-ousting of a longline of successive "owners" who each in turn, as "patriots" with proud swelling hearts defended it against the next gang of "robbers" who came to steal it and did -- and became swelling-hearted patriots in their turn.

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Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.

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I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.

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Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

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Being made merely in the image of God but not otherwise resembling him enough to be mistaken by anybody but a very near sighted person.

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It shames the average man to be valued below his own estimate of his worth.

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So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.

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There is no such thing as a new idea. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope.

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Comparison is the death of joy.

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A crowded police docket is the surest of all signs that trade is brisk and money plenty.

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It is not what a man knows, but what he thinks of in time.

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There is no such thing as material covetousness. All covetousness is spiritual. ...Any so-called material thing that you want is merely a symbol: you want it not for itself, but because it will content your spirit for the moment.

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Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.

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One thing at a time, is my motto - and just play that thing for all it is worth, even if it's only tto pair and a jack.

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There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.

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My mind changes often ... People who have no mind can easily be steadfast and firm, but when a man is loaded down to the guards with it, as I am, every heavy sea of foreboding or inclination, maybe of indolence, shifts the cargo.

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