Mark Twain Quotes, Practice Quotes, Giving Quotes

It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them than practice them any day. "Give them to others"-that's my motto.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.

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I am always on the side of the revolutionists, because there never was a revolution unless there were some oppressive and intolerable conditions against which to revolute.

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The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also. I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it or to weaken it. I am not able to believe one's religion can affect his hereafter one way or the other, no matter what that religion may be. But it may easily be a great comfort to him in this life-hence it is a valuable possession to him.

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Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.

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Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.

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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

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We have an insanity plea that would have saved Cain.

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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

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You perceive I generalize with intrepidity from single instances. It is the tourist's custom.

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Wheresoever she was, there was Eden.

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And so I am become a knight of the Kingdom of Dreams and Shadows

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In truth I care little about any party's politicsthe man behind it is the important thing.

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Where are there are two desires in a man's heart he has no choice between the two but must obey the strongest, there being no such thing as free will in the composition of any human being that ever lived.

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To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

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Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly ofthe storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head.

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Do right and you will be conspicuous.

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To create man was a quaint and original idea, but to add the sheep was tautology.

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Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

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