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I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

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Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. There is no other time.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

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It is higher and nobler to be kind.

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There are two types of speakers: those that are nervous and those that are liars.

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Courage is not the absence of fear, but the mastery of it.

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When you got to the table you couldn't go right to eating, but you had to wait for the widow to tuck down her head and grumble a little over the victuals, though there warn't really anything the matter with them. That is, nothing only everything was cooked by itself. In a barrel of odds and ends it is different; things get mixed up, and the juice kind of swaps around, and the things go better.

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Wheresoever she was, there was Eden.

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If all men were rich, all men would be poor.

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What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it.

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What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in school. What's a licking?

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I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopt.

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It may be called the Master Passion, the hunger for self-approval.

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The more you join with people in their joys and their sorrows, the more nearer and dearer they come to be to you.

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Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

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The Church worked hard at it night and day during nine centuries and imprisoned, tortured, hanged, and burned whole hordes and armies of witches, and washed the Christian world clean with their foul blood. Then it was discovered that there was no such thing as witches, and never had been. One doesn't know whether to laugh or to cry. Who discovered that there was no such thing as a witch - the priest, the parson? No, these never discover anything.

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Ignorance, intolerance, egotism, self-assertion, opaque perception, dense and pitiful chuckle headedness - and an almost pathetic unconsciousness of it all, that is what I was at nineteen and twenty.

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