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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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Love is an irreresisistible desire to be irresistibily desired.

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This editor is a critic. He has pulled out his carving-knife and his tomahawk and is starting after a book which he is going to have for breakfast.

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More than once I had seen a noble who had gotten his enemy at a disadvantage stop to pray before cutting his throat.

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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

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God has put something noble and good into every heart His hand created.

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Learn from the mistakes of others - you won't live long enough to make them all yourself. He's opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer him the position.

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Optimist: day-dreamer in his small clothes.

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Our best built certainties are but sand-houses and subject to damage from any wind of doubt that blows

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All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

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Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time.

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There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe... the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here.

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One of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it.

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A pilot must have a memory developed to absolute perfection. But there are two higher qualities which he also must have. He must have good and quick judgment and decision, and a cool, calm courage that no peril can shake.

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God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

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He [George Washington Cable] has taught me to abhor and detest the Sabbath day and hunt up new and troublesome ways to dishonor it.

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

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If it would not look too much like showing off, I would tell the reader where New Zealand is.

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... No photograph ever was good, yet, of anybody - hunger and thirst and utter wretchedness overtake the outlaw who invented it! It transforms into desperadoes the weakest of men; depicts sinless innocence upon the pictured faces of ruffians; gives the wise man the stupid leer of a fool, and the fool an expression of more than earthly wisdom.

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When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.

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