Mark Twain Quotes, Writing Quotes, Exclamation Points Quotes

One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.

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Those people.... early stricken of God, intellectually - the departmental interpreters of the laws in Washington... can always be depended on to take any reasonably good law and interpret the common sense all out of it.

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The banging and slamming and booming and crashing were something beyond belief. [On Lohengrin]

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There's plenty of boys that will come hankering and gruvvelling around when you've got an apple, and beg the core off you; but when they're got one, and you beg for the core, and remind them how you give them a core one time, they take a mouth at you, and say thank you 'most to death, but there ain't a-going to be no core.

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Life ain't about how fast you run or how high you climb, It's all about how good you bounce. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.

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The silent colossal National Lie that is the support and confederate of all the tyrannies and shams and inequalities and unfairnesses that afflict the peoples — that is the one to throw bricks and sermons at.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

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We write frankly and freely, but then we modify before we print.

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Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.

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Plain question and plain answer make the shortest road out of most perplexities.

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To create man was a quaint and original idea, but to add the sheep was tautology.

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Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

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There is no family in America without a clock, and consequently there is no fair pretext for the usual Sunday medley of dreadful sounds that issues from our steeples.

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Broad, wholesome, charitable views .. can not be acquired by vegetating in one's little corner of the earth.

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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

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I like a thin book because it will Steady a Table, a leather volume because it will Strop a Razor, and a heavy book because it can be Thrown at a Cat.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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The happy phrasing of a compliment is one of the rarest of human gifts, and the happy delivery of it another.

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We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.

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