Mark Twain Quotes, Ignorance Quotes, Self Quotes

Ignorance, intolerance, egotism, self-assertion, opaque perception, dense and pitiful chuckle headedness - and an almost pathetic unconsciousness of it all, that is what I was at nineteen and twenty.

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Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

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I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

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The trouble with most of us is that we know too much that ain't so.

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It is a good idea to obey all the rules when you're young just so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old.

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Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

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If I'd seen a playwright ever write an' play at the same time, I'd have given 'em more of a chance at cards. Can I get an 'amen?'

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that but the really great make you feel that you too can become great. When you are seeking to bring big plans to fruition it is important with whom you regularly associate. Hang out with friends who are like-minded and who are also designing purpose-filled lives. Similarly be that kind of a friend for your friends.

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It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them.

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Don't just sit there and worry. Be proactive. Do something - anything - about what's worrying you so you can gain information, focus and control over the situation. I've suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. Most of them never happened.

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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

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When your opinions start to coincide with those of the majority, it is time to reconsider your opinions.

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The physician who knows only medicine, knows not even medicine.

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A public library is the most enduring of memorials, the trustiest monument for the preservation of an event or a name or an affection; for it, and it only, is respected by wars and revolutions, and survives them.

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A pilot must have a memory developed to absolute perfection. But there are two higher qualities which he also must have. He must have good and quick judgment and decision, and a cool, calm courage that no peril can shake.

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What's the use you learning to do right , when it's troublesome to do right and it ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?

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The xmas holidays have this high value: that they remind Forgetters of the Forgotten, & repair damaged relationships.

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No man has an appreciation so various that his judgment is good upon all varieties of literary work.

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