Mark Twain Quotes, Mean Quotes, Sleep Quotes

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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But we love the Old Travelers. We love to hear them prate and drivel and lie.

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To do something, say something, see something, before anybody else -- these are things that confer a pleasure compared with which other pleasures are tame and commonplace, other ecstasies cheap and trivial.

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If all men were rich, all men would be poor.

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Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.

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Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

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Tell me about a person's family, friends, and community, and I'll tell you what his opinions are.

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He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue.

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When angry, count to a hundred.

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Now when I had mastered the language of this water, and had come to know every trifling feature that bordered the great river as familiarly as I knew the letters of the alphabet, I had made a valuable acquisition. But I had lost something, too. I had lost something which could never be restored me while I lived. All the grace, the beauty, the poetry, had gone out of the majestic river!

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I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

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The ability to find solutions to life's challenges is what makes us grow as a person.

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Rags, wretchedness, poverty and dirt, those signs and symbols that indicate the presence of [Muslim] rule more surely than the crescent-flag itself, abound.

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Human nature is the same everywhere; it deifies success, it has nothing but scorn for defeat.

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Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience - 4000 critics.

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The moral of it is this: If you are of any account, stay at home and make your way by faithful diligence; but if you are 'no account,' go away from home, and then you will have to work, whether you want to or not. Thus you become a blessing to your friends by ceasing to be a nuisance to them-if the people you go among suffer by the operation.

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Never do wrong when people are looking.

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And what is a man without energy? Nothing - nothing at all.

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The funniest things are the forbidden.

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