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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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I simply can´t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.

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The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labor.

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I never did a thing in all my life, virtuous or otherwise that I didn't repent of within twenty-four hours.

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It is not worth while to try to keep history from repeating itself, for man's character will always make the preventing of the repetitions impossible.

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The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people.

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Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW is only a small step and quickly taken.

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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

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I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says - "Yes; the little ones does".

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...fry me an optimist for breakfast.

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There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

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You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

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By and by when each nation has 20,000 battleships and 5,000,000 soldiers we shall all be safe and the wisdom of statesmanship will stand confirmed.

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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

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The best minds will tell you that when a man has begotten a child he is morally bound to tenderly care for it, protect it from hurt, shield it from disease, clothe it, feed it, bear with its waywardness, lay no hand upon it save in kindness and for its own good, and never in any case inflict upon it a wanton cruelty. God's treatment of his earthly children, every day and every night, is the exact opposite of all that, yet those best minds warmly justify these crimes, condone them, excuse them, and indignantly refuse to regard them as crimes at all, when he commits them.

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In all my travels the thing that has impressed me the most is the universal brotherhood of man-what there is of it.

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You cannot have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. Perfect love cannot be without equality. A friend to everybody and to nobody is the same thing. We are all alike, on the inside.

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If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

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It may be called the Master Passion, the hunger for self-approval.

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