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If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.

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We are all alike, on the inside.

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What a lie it is to call this a free country, where none but the unworthy and undeserving may swear.

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God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company

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I am as prompt as a clock, if I only know the day a thing is wantedotherwise I am a natural procrastinaturalist.

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A man may have no bad habits and have worse

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Make your mark in New York and you are a made man.

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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.

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I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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To me [Edgar Allen Poe's] prose is unreadable—like Jane Austin's [sic]. No there is a difference. I could read his prose on salary, but not Jane's. Jane is entirely impossible. It seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death.

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Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

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The Autocrat of Russia possesses more power than any other man in the earth; but he cannot stop a sneeze.

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I do not allow my schooling to interfere with my education

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I am trying to get the hang of this new fangled writing machine, but I am not making a shining success of it. However, this is the first attempt I have ever made & yet I perceive I shall soon & easily acquire a fine facility in its use. ... The machine has several virtues. I believe it will print faster than I can write. One may lean back in his chair & work it. It piles an awful stack of words on one page. It don't muss things or scatter ink blots around. Of course it saves paper.

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Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brains. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat. Perhaps a couple of whales would be enough.

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Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned

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In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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