Mark Twain Quotes, Moral Quotes

The Moral Sense teaches us what is right, and how to avoid it-when unpopular.

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I'm the only person who has ever found the right way to build an autobiography.

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All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.

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All good things arrive unto them that wait - and don't die in the meantime.

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Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.

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One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

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That is the way of the scientist. He will spend thirty years in building up a mountain range of facts with the intent to prove a certain theory; then he is so happy with his achievement that as a rule he overlooks the main chief fact of all-that all his accumulation proves an entirely different thing.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

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It shames the average man to be valued below his own estimate of his worth.

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Supposing is good, but finding out is better.

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There are no accidents, all things have a deep and calculated purpose; sometimes the methods employed by Providence seem strange and incongruous, but we have only to be patient and wait for the result: then we recognize that no others would have answered the purpose, and we are rebuked and humbled.

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A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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I like criticism, but it must be my way.

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There is only one good sex. The female one.

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All generalizations are false, including this one.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

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The two Testaments are interesting, each in its own way. The Old one gives us a picture of these people's Deity as he was before he got religion, the other one gives us a picture of him as he appeared afterward.

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