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No child should be permitted to grow up without exercise for imagination. It enriches life for him. It makes things wonderful and beautiful.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

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A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from the griddle; dusted with fragrant pepper; enriched with little melting bits of butter of the most impeachable freshness and genuineness; the precious juices of the meat trickling out and joining the gravy, archipelagoed with mushrooms; a township or two of tender, yellowish fat gracing an out-lying district of this ample county of beefsteak; the long white bone which divides the sirloin from the tenderloin still in its place.

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Tough times teach trust.

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To do something, say something, see something, before anybody else -- these are things that confer a pleasure compared with which other pleasures are tame and commonplace, other ecstasies cheap and trivial.

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A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort, and then she will presently ask you to apologize.

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I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; and I was always tired.

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The devil's aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despots dread of a newspaper that laughs.

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Don't live in the past, don't ponder about the future, stay at the PRESENT moment NOW...always.

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Teaching is like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at once.

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I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion.

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The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.

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A street in Constantinople is a picture which one ought to see once-not oftener.

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It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want—oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!

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I'm the only person who has ever found the right way to build an autobiography.

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it is not wise to keep the fire going under a slander unless you can get some large advantage out of keeping it alive. Few slanders can stand the wear of silence.

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A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to you than the ninety-and -nine which you had to work for, and money won at faro or in stock snuggles into your heart in the same way.

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