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If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

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A good legible label is usually worth, for information, a ton of significant attitude and expression in a historical picture.

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For the majority of us, the past is a regret, the future an experiment

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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press

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Bridgeport?" Said I. "Camelot," Said he.

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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Very well, then, where do we arrive? Where do we arrive with our respect, our homage, our filial affection? At Adam! At Adam, every time. We can't build a monument to a germ, but we can build one to Adam, who is in the way to turn myth in in fifty years and be entirely forgotten in two hundred. We can build a monument and save his name to the world forever, and we'll do it!

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[On Dutch flat poetry]: It is too smooth and blubbery; it reads like butter-milk gurgling from a jug.

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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

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Every man is in his own person the whole human race without a detail lacking....I knew I should not find in any philosophy a single thought which had not passed through my own head, nor a single thought which had not passed through the heads of millions and millions of men before I was born.

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I have criticized absent people so often, and then discovered, to my humiliation, that I was talking with their relatives, that I have grown superstitious about that sort of thing and dropped it.

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Our best built certainties are but sand-houses and subject to damage from any wind of doubt that blows

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There's something in it when a body like the widow or the parson prays, but it don't work for me, and I reckon it don't work for only just the right kind.

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The citizen who sees his society's democratic clothes being worn out and does not cry it out, is not a patriot, but a traitor.

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A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

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The soul and substance of what customarily ranks as patriotism is moral cowardice -- and always has been.

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The silent colossal National Lie that is the support and confederate of all the tyrannies and shams and inequalities and unfairnesses that afflict the peoples — that is the one to throw bricks and sermons at.

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We laugh and laugh. Then cry and cry- Then feebler laugh, Then die.

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Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.

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