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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

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Every inventor is a crackpot until his idea succeeds.

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A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

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A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.

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There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it.

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To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.

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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

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All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.

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The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.

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My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.

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The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

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Where prejudice exists it always discolors our thoughts.

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Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

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Learning softeneth the heart and breedeth gentleness and charity.

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It is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings and its beliefs and follows the handful that makes the most noise. Sometimes the noisy handful is right, sometimes wrong, but no matter, the crowd follows it.

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Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.

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In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing.

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If I can capture truth in its simplest form, beauty will follow like a sledgehammer.

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There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach.

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