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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring to think so ourselves

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Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

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He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

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Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley.

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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Democracy is an awful way to run a country, but it's the best system we have.

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Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked up warm in a little basket bedstead, carefully disposed on a low settee immediately in front of the fire and close to it, as if his constitution were analogous to that of a muffin, and it was essential to toast him brown while he was very new.

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