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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

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There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.

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He would make a lovely corpse.

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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

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They misunderestimated me.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

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Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."

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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

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There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

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She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.

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The funniest things are the forbidden.

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