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Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

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"Why, I don't exactly know about perjury, my dear sir," replied the little gentleman. "Harsh word, my dear sir, very harsh word indeed. It's a legal fiction, my dear sir, nothing more."

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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

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Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.

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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-

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Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.

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If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.

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Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

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On summer evenings, when every flower, and tree, and bird, might have better addressed my soft young heart, I have in my day been caught in the palm of a female hand by the crown, have been violently scrubbed from the neck to the roots of the hair as a purification for the Temple, and have then been carried off highly charged with saponaceous electricity, to be steamed like a potato in the unventilated breath of the powerful Boanerges Boiler and his congregation, until what small mind I had, was quite steamed out of me

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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

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To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

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He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

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People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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