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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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A joke is a very serious thing.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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A jury too often has at least one member more ready to hang the panel than to hang the traitor.

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If a student takes the whole series of my folklore courses including the graduate seminars, he or she should learn something about fieldwork, something about bibliography, something about how to carry out library research, and something about how to publish that research.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.

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God gives us our relatives – thank God we can choose our friends.

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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen.

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he was penitent, he was invariably in the very last stage of maudlin intoxication. He was a ragged, roving, roaring kind of fellow, with a burly form, a sharp wit, and a ready head, and could turn his hand to anything when he chose to do it.

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