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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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I love acting. It is so much more real than life.

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Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

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If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-educated.

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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"Vell," said Mr. Weller, "Now I s'pose he'll want to call some witnesses to speak to his character, or p'raps to prove a alleybi. I've been a turnin' the bis'ness over in my mind, and he may make his-self easy, Sammy. I've got some friends as'll do either for him, but my adwice 'ud be this here-never mind the character, and stick to the alleybi. Nothing like a alleybi, Sammy, nothing."

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Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring them into collision with the enemy.

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Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

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Mrs. Boffin, insisting that Bella should make tomorrow's expedition in the chariot, she went home in great grandeur. Mrs. Wilfer and Miss Lavinia had speculated much on the probabilities and improbabilities of her coming in this gorgeous state, and, on beholding the chariot from the window at which they were secreted to look out for it, agreed that it must be detained at the door as long as possible, for the mortification and confusion of the neighbours.

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