George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Support Quotes

It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

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The man who is truly good and wise will bear with dignity whatever fortune sends, and will always make the best of his circumstances.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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I assured the prime minister, my administration will work hard to lay the foundation of peace in the Middle - to work with our nations in the Middle East, give peace a chance. Secondly, I told him that our nation will not try to force peace, that we'll facilitate peace and that we will work with those responsible for a peace.

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In brief, sir, study what you most affect.

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I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.

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They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

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We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

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I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.

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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

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I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But the true greatness of America are the people.

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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