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It's your money. You paid for it.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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I read the newspaper.

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The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted.

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It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.

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It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.

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There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.

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You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles.

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Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.

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It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

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Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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