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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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That's a chapter - the last chapter - of the 20th ... 20th ... the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century.

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This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.

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We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry find a building; and we've seen dramatic reports from the front where Pulitzer Prize-to-be winning reporters stood up and declared, the United States is attacked, and all that.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

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Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

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I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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Our nation must come together to unite.

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A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.

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It's my first trip as president of the United States.

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First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

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Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not - to uphold the laws of the land.

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There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

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He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

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I've got a great sense of where I want to lead and I'm comfortable with why I'm running. And, you know, the call on that speech was, beware. This is going to be a tough campaign.

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