George W. Bush Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes

This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

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A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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As I mentioned we have arrested or detained over 1,000 people here in America to determine to find out what they know.

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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But the true greatness of America are the people.

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program.

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It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents.

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I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

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This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of... You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the "evil empire" may have passed, evil still remains.

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I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified.

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The students at Yale came from all different backgrounds and all parts of the country. Within months, I knew many of them.

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It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes.

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Reading is the basics for all learning.

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I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.

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