George W. Bush Quotes, Party Quotes, Humor Quotes

Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example. And were not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. Were a party that welcomes people.

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This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.

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Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom - or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form.

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I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

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I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message.

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In every instance when my administration sees a responsibility to help people, we will look first to faith-based institutions, to charities and to community groups that have shown their ability to save and change lives.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.

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Our democratic faith is more than the creed of our country, it is the inborn hope of our humanity, an ideal we carry but do not own, a trust we bear and pass along. And even after nearly 225 years, we have a long way yet to travel.

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I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.

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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

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This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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The students at Yale came from all different backgrounds and all parts of the country. Within months, I knew many of them.

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So you see, the quality of humor is not a personal or a national monopoly. It's as free as salvation, and, I am afraid, far more widely distributed. But it has its value, I think. The hard and sordid things of life are too hard and too sordid and too cruel for us to know and touch them year after year without some mitigating influence, some kindly veil to draw over them, from time to time, to blur the craggy outlines, and make the thorns less sharp and the cruelties less malignant.

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About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.

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We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.

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I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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