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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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A zebra does not change its spots.

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Vote early and vote often.

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Men write many fine and plausible arguments in support of monarchy, but the fact remains that where every man has a voice, brutal laws are impossible

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

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I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.

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Howard Zinn was magical as a teacher. Witty, irreverent, and wise, he loved what he was teaching and clearly wanted his students to love it, also.

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If I am not worth the wooing, I surely am not worth the winning!

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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It is better to be loved rather than feared, or feared rather than loved? It might perhaps be answered that we should wish to be both: but since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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Human blunders usually do more to shape history than human wickedness.

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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.

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Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

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