Mark Twain Quotes, Funny Quotes, Witty Quotes

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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If I am not worth the wooing, I surely am not worth the winning!

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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend when attacked.

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

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Howard Zinn was magical as a teacher. Witty, irreverent, and wise, he loved what he was teaching and clearly wanted his students to love it, also.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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A zebra does not change its spots.

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Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory.

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A witty quote proves nothing.

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Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

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I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

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Write drunk; edit sober.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

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The English never draw a line without blurring it.

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