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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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Woman was God's second mistake.

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power become lovers of wisdom

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The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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