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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

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Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory.

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In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.

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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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A witty quote proves nothing.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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Every habit makes our hand more witty and our wit less handy.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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