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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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Judges ought to be more learned, than witty, more reverend, than plausible, and more advised, than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.

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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

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Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

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When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

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Every habit makes our hand more witty and our wit less handy.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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Luck is the residue of design.

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.

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Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.

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