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He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

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A zebra does not change its spots.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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Melancholy men of all others are most witty, which causeth many times a divine ravishment, and a kinde of Enthusiasmus, which stirreth them up to bee excellent Philosophers, Poets, Prophets, etc.

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Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.

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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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Luck is the residue of design.

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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

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Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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The English never draw a line without blurring it.

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