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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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Howard Zinn was magical as a teacher. Witty, irreverent, and wise, he loved what he was teaching and clearly wanted his students to love it, also.

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Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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Every habit makes our hand more witty and our wit less handy.

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.

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Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal.

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

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You have delighted us long enough.

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Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

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When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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