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The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.

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Woman was God's second mistake.

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My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

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Luck is the residue of design.

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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

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People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.

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A zebra does not change its spots.

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When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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If I am not worth the wooing, I surely am not worth the winning!

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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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I know not whether Laws be right, Or whether Laws be wrong; All that we know who be in jail Is that the wall is strong; And that each day is like a year, A year whose days are long.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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Vote early and vote often.

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It is better to be loved rather than feared, or feared rather than loved? It might perhaps be answered that we should wish to be both: but since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.

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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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