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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echoes answer so.

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

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You have delighted us long enough.

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Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

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Judges ought to be more learned, than witty, more reverend, than plausible, and more advised, than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.

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No man knows he is young while he is young.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

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