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Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.

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Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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Never mistake motion for action.

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

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I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.

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He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

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Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echoes answer so.

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