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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power become lovers of wisdom

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

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If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party

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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

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Wit is educated insolence.

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Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.

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A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

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Advertising in the final analysis should be news. If it is not news it is worthless.

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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It is better to be loved rather than feared, or feared rather than loved? It might perhaps be answered that we should wish to be both: but since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.

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