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- Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.
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- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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- IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind intermediate in point of time between sin and punishment.
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- Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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- REDEMPTION, n. Deliverance of sinners from the penalty of their sin, through their murder of the deity against whom they sinned . . . . whoso believeth in it shall not perish, but have everlasting life in which to try to understand it.
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- War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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- INTERPRETER, n. One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
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- OVATION, n. n ancient Rome, a definite, formal pageant in honor of one who had been disserviceable to the enemies of the nation. A lesser "triumph."
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- Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.
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- Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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- SERIAL, n. A literary work, usually a story that is not true, creeping through several issues of a newspaper or magazine.
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- FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person - a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose his case.
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- To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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- REBEL, n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it.
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- Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.
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- PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.
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- You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.
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- There would be far fewer accidents if we could only teach telephone poles to be more careful.
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- RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".
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- Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.
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