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- RITUALISM, n. A Dutch Garden of God where He may walk in rectilinear freedom, keeping off the grass.
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- MALTHUSIAN, adj. Pertaining to Malthus and his doctrines, who believed in artificially limiting population, but found that it could not be done by talking. Herod of Judea, all the famous soldiers have been practical exponents of the Malthusian idea.
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- POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When he wriggles, he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice.
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- New York is too strenuous for me; it gets on my nerves.
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- A man is the sum of his ancestors; to reform him you must begin with a dead ape and work downward through a million graves.
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- Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel.
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- PASTIME, n. A device for promoting dejection. Gentle exercise for intellectual debility.
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- I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it becomes to replace them. It's one of the curses of London.
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- REACH, n. The radius of action of the human hand. The area within which it is possible (and customary) to gratify directly the propensity to provide.
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- UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.
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- FREEBOOTER, n. A conqueror in a small way of business, whose annexations lack of the sanctifying merit of magnitude.
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- HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
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- A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspaper Trinity, the Roomer, the Bedder, and the Mealer.
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- An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.
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- ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
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- Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
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- TZETZE (or TSETSE) FLY, n. An African insect ("Glossina morsitans") whose bite is commonly regarded as nature's most efficacious remedy for insomnia, though some patients prefer that of the American novelist ("Mendax interminabilis").
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- MINISTER, n. An agent of a higher power with a lower responsibility. In diplomacy, an officer sent into a foreign country as the visible embodiment of his sovereign's hostility.
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- HATRED, n. A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.
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- A cheap and easy cynicism rails at everything. The master of the art accomplishes the formidable task of discrimination.
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