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OBLIVION, n. Cold storage for high hopes. A place where ambitious authors meet their works without pride and their betters without envy. A dormitory without an alarm clock.

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DEGRADATION, n. One of the stages of moral and social progress from private station to political preferment.

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Example is better than following it.

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PANDEMONIUM, n. Literally, the Place of All the Demons. Most of them have escaped into politics and finance, and the place is now used as a lecture hall by the Audible Reformer.

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Slang is the speech of him who robs the literary garbage carts on their way to the dumps.

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Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.

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Conversation: A fair for the display of the minor mental commodities, each exhibitor being too intent upon the arrangement of his own wares to observe those of his neighbor.

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CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another. When Zeno was told that one of his enemies was no more he was observed to be deeply moved. "What!" said one of his disciples, "you weep at the death of an enemy?" "Ah, 'tis true," replied the great Stoic; "but you should see me smile at the death of a friend.".

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STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue.

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PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.

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Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.

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DELUGE, n. A notable first experiment in baptism which washed away the sins (and sinners) of the world.

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RETRIBUTION, n. A rain of fire-and-brimstone that falls alike upon the just and such of the unjust as have not procured shelter by evicting them.

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To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

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PIGMY, n. One of a tribe of very small men found by ancient travelers in many parts of the world, but by modern in Central Africa only. The Pigmies are so called to distinguish them from the bulkier Caucasians - who are Hogmies.

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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

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DAY, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. This period is divided into two parts, the day proper and the night, or day improper - the former devoted to sins of business, the latter consecrated to the other sort.

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aim, n. The task we set our wishes to.

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DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

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