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I claim to be a conscientiously immoral writer.

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It is not pleasure that makes life worth living. It is life that makes pleasure worth having.

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I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.

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Death is for many of us the gate of hell; but we are inside on the way out, not outside on the way in.

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Men are always thinking that they are going to do something grandly wicked to their enemies; but when it comes to the point, really bad men are just as rare as really good ones.

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It has taken me nearly twenty years of studied self-restraint, aided by the natural decay of my faculties, to make myself dull enough to be accepted as a serious person by the British public; and I am not sure that I am not still regarded as a suspicious character in some quarters.

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I am very subtle; but Man is deeper in his thought than I am. The woman knows that there is no such thing as nothing: the man knows that there is no such day as tomorrow. I do well to worship them.

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Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

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I sing, not arms and the hero, but the philosophic man: he who seeks in contemplation to discover the inner will of the world, ininvention to discover the means of fulfilling that will, and in action to do that will by the so-discovered means.

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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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The utmost I can bear for myself in my best days is that I was one of the hundred best playwrights in the world, which is hardly a supreme distinction.

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I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

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My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately

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I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

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Now of all the idealist abominations that make society pestiferous I doubt if there be any so mean as that of forcing self-sacrifice on a woman under the pretense that she likes it.

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Where equality is undisputed, so also is subordination.

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We cut the throat of a calf and hang it up by the heels to bleed to death so that our veal cutlet may be white; we nail geese to a board and cram them with food because we like the taste of liver disease; we tear birds to pieces to decorate our women's hats; we mutilate domestic animals for no reason at all except to follow an instinctively cruel fashion; and we connive at the most abominable tortures in the hope of discovering some magical cure for our own diseases by them.

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Education can and should do much influence social, moral and intellectual discovery by stimulating critical attitudes of thought in the young

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Dancing is a very crude attempt to get into the rhythm of life.

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There is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find Englishmen doing it; but you will never find an Englishman in the wrong. He does everything on principle.

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