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Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

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Love can be angry... with a kind of anger in which there is no gall, like the dove's and not the ravens.

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It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.

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I will be master of what is mine own: She is my goods, my chattels; she is my house, My household stuff, my field, my barn, My horse, my ox, my ass, my any thing.

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If love exists between two persons, it is blessed. If love does not exist between two persons, then all your laws put together cannot bridge them. Then they exist separate, then they exist apart, then they exist in conflict, then they exist always in war. And they create all kinds of trouble for each other. They are nasty to each other, nagging to each other, possessive of each other, violent, oppressive, dominating, dictatorial.

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What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear," and "my love" come from the heart; but what sensible bachelor, rejoicing in his freedom and years of discretion, will run the tremendous risk?

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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

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If married couples did not live together, happy marriages would be more frequent.

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God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage

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Marriage is a matter of more worth Than to be dealt in by attorneyship.

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But even if we take matrimony at its lowest, even if we regard it as no more than a sort of friendship recognized by the police, there must be degrees in the freedom and sympathy realized, and some principle to guide simple folk in their selection.

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Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger.

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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Between husband and wife friendship seems to exist by nature, for man is naturally disposed to pairing.

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It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

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Like fingerprints, all marriages are different.

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What gnashing is not a comfort, what gnawing of the worm is not a tickling, what torment is not a marriage bed to this damnation, to be secluded eternally, eternally, eternally from the sight of God?

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Marrying means doing whatever possible to become repulsed of each other

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Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

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What is any respectable girl brought up to do but to catch some rich man's fancy and get the benefit of his money by marrying him?--as if a marriage ceremony could make any difference in the right or wrong of the thing!

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