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God created sex. Priests created marriage.

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What gnashing is not a comfort, what gnawing of the worm is not a tickling, what torment is not a marriage bed to this damnation, to be secluded eternally, eternally, eternally from the sight of God?

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Hasty marriage seldom proveth well.

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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths

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Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more than those who created it.

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Nothing new here, except my marrying, which to me is a matter of profound wonder.

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As a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a married man more honorable than the bare brow of a bachelor.

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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

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The natural ambition of woman is through marriage to climb up, leaning upon a man; but those days are gone. You shall be great without the help of any man, just as you are.

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In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.

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There is a tremendous desire and longing for love, but love needs great awareness. Only then can it reach its highest climax -- and that highest climax IS marriage. It has nothing to do with law. It is a merging of two hearts into totality. It is the functioning of two persons in synchronicity -- that is marriage.

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Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

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A contract of eternal bond of love, Confirm'd by mutual joinder of your hands, Arrested by the holy close of lips, Strength'ned by the interchangement of your rings, And all the ceremony of this compact Seal'd in my function, by my testimony.

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According to the Hindu way of thinking, marriage is rather a duty than a privilege.

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When you love someone, you love the person as they are, and not as you'd like them to be.

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As I see it, out of a hundred marriages ninety-nine marriages are just licensed prostitution. They are not marriages. A marriage is only a real marriage when it grows out of love. Legal, illegal, does not matter. The real thing that matters is love.

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Marriage is tolerable enough in its way if youre easygoing and dont expect too much from it. But it doesnt bear thinking about.

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Get married, but never to a man who is home all day.

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Lady Sondes' match surprises, but does not offend me; had her first marriage been of affection, or had their been a grown-updaughter, I should not have forgiven her; but I consider everybody as having a right to marry once in their lives for love, if they can.

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