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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

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When a match has equal partners then I fear not.

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Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."

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Even cohabitation has been corrupted - by marriage.

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Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

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Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.

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The old ideals are dead as nails--nothing there. It seems to me there remains only this perfect union with a woman--sort of ultimate marriage--and there isn't anything else.

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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

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My wife has been my closest friend, my closest advisor. And ... she's not somebody who looks to the limelight, or even is wild about me being in politics. And that's a good reality check on me. When I go home, she wants me to be a good father and a good husband. And everything else is secondary to that.

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It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

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Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper, Thy head, thy sovereign; one that cares for thee, And for thy maintenance commits his body To painful labour both by sea and land, To watch the night in storms, the day in cold, Whilst thou liest warm at home, secure and safe; And craves no other tribute at thy hands But love, fair looks and true obedience; Too little payment for so great a debt.

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A wife is property that one acquires by contract, she is transferable, because possession of her requires title; in fact, woman is, so to speak, only man's appendage; consequently, slice, cut, clip her, you have all rights to her.

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In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.

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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

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The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

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Spouses are great impediments to great enterprises.

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The pure love of one soul can offset the hatred of millions.

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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

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It is obvious that all sense has gone out of modern marriage; which is, however, no objection to marriage but to modernity.

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With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage.

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