Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai
ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai
iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai
mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai .
1 Aadmi akhrot bech raha tha..
.
Pappu ne poocha - ye khane se kya
hota hai ?
.
Aadmi - dimag tezz hota hai.
.
Pappu : kaise ?
.
Aadmi : Acchha ye batao 1kilo
chaawal me
kitne daane hote hain ?
.
Pappu : pata naheen...
Aadmi ne usko ek akhrot khilaya..
.
aur bola: Batao 1 darzan me kitne
kele hote
hai ?
.
Pappu : 12
.
Aadmi : dekha , dimaag tezz hua
na....
.
Pappu : 1 kilo de do... :D
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Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge...
Na Mehfil Ajeeb Hai Na Wo Manzar Ajeeb Hai,
Usne Jo Chalaya Hai Wo Khanzar Ajeeb Hai,
Na Doobne Deta Hai Na Nikalne Deta Hai,
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Mat pucho humse ki tumhe kitna yaad kiya karte hai,
Aapke SMS k intezaar mei hi jiya karte hai,
Agar na aye kabhi msg tumhare toh,
Purana hi pad k muskura liya karte hai…
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Ashko Ka, Is Dil Ko Sabhi
Ne Rulaaya Hai, Mat Dhoond
Mere Dil Ki Kitaab Me
Khusiyon Ka Panna, Har Panna
Mere Apno Ne Jalaaya Hai..!
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