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  • Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf ke liye
    phool
    le lo..
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    Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai..
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    Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le
    lo.. .
    Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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    Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
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    Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai.. .
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    . Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush
    kismat insaan meri taraf se yephool
    free me le le.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Karwa Chauth Ka Yeh Tyohar, Aaye
    Aur Laaye Khushiyan Hazaar,
    Yehi Hai Dua Hamari Aap Har
    Baar Manayein Yeh Tyohar, Salamat
    Rahe Aap Aur Aapka Pariwar.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Karwa Chauth SMS
  • 1 Ladke ne 1 ladki se kaha
    I Love You
    Ladki- Aisa thapad dungi sida Mahakal mandir ja girega.
    Ladka.- Thoda dhire marna
    mujhe GOPAL mandir per kaam hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the?
    Sambha:- Srkr 2.
    Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he??
    Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he.
    Gab:- aur 2 k pehle??
    Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he.
    Gabbr:- To bich me kaun ata he?
    Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata.
    Gab:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate?
    Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1 se bada he
    Gab:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he?
    Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli marni h to mar de, tera namak khaya hai, chavananprash nahi.
    yo frnds enjoy d dy.....
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Jo student top kre, wo
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    "Student Of The Year"
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    aur jo student fail ho jaye wo
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    "Student Of The Next Year":p
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    Think hatke- jiyo datke... :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sadiyo se ek sapna hai, Kaho pura karoge tum..? Bhool jao mere siwa sab kuch, Kaho aisa karoge tum..? Nahi kuch or tamana ab, Ke bas mere ho jao tum, Kabhi na chor ke jaoge, Kaho aisa karoge tum..? Faqat ek lafz sunne ko, Kayi barson se tarsi hu, Mujhe apna bana lo, Kaho aisa karoge tum..?
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • I was in the midst of it all - saw war where war is worst - not on the battlefields, no - in the hospitals ... there I mixed with it: and now I say God damn the wars - allw ars: God damn every war: God damn 'em! God damn 'em!
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Walt Whitman Quotes , War Quotes , Ems Quotes
  • Many hugs
    Only love never anger
    Teaching me
    Helping me
    Every smile when I was sad
    Raising me to be strong

    It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Mothers Day SMS
  • Kash Meri Zindagi Ka Ant
    Kuch Is Kadar Ho, Ki Meri
    Kabar Pe Bana Unka Ghar Ho
    Vo Jab Jab Soye Zameen Par
    Mere Seene Se Laga Unka Sar Ho
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS