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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

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My first car was a motorcycle.

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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.

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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.

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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, "Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome."

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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

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There are certain things women are better at than men.

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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

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