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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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I get depressed at airports.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

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There are certain things women are better at than men.

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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