Adam Sandler Quotes, Growing Up Quotes, Hard Work Quotes

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.

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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.

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I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much.

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

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I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

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Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

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Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

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If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

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I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.

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One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.

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When you're shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It's an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you'd like to be.

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My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

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I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

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I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.

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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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It's nice when little teams win.

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I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

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On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

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Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

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