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No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk save in the seclusion of its temperance hall.

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There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.

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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

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Faith is believing things you know aint true

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

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A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways.

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A Patriot is someone who stands for his country always, and for his government when it is deserved.

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Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased.

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Good fathers not only tell us how to live, they show us.

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I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.

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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

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I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.

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Conscience, man's moral medicine chest.

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When you feel like tellin a feller to go to the devil - tell him to go to Chicago - it'll anser every purpose, and is perhaps, a leetle more expensive.

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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

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So much blood has been shed by the Church because of an omission from the Gospel: “Ye shall be indifferent as to what your neighbor's religion is.” Not merely tolerant of it, but indifferent to it. Divinity is claimed for many religions; but no religion is great enough or divine enough to add that new law to its code.

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Dates are hard to remember because they consist of figures; figures are monotonously unstriking in appearance, and they don't take hold, they form no pictures, and so they give the eye no chance to help. Pictures are the thing. Pictures can make dates stick.

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I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.

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All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.

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