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But we love the Old Travelers. We love to hear them prate and drivel and lie.

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The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

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To arrive at a just estimate of a renowned man's character one must judge it by the standards of his time, not ours.

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Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Sometimes we are too close to the scene, to see clearly. We "know" ourselves so well that we cannot see how we are perceived by others. Our opinion of ourselves is only "one" opinion and it may not be the truth.

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If the metrics you are looking at aren't useful in optimizing your strategy - stop looking at them.

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

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You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.

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It is a worthy thing to fight for one's freedom; it is another sight finer to fight for another man's.

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But old fools is the biggest fools there is.

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Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience - 4000 critics.

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The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent.

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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

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Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.

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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

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When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

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That is a simple rule, and easy to remember. When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that beyond any question every Mohammedan is insane; not in all things, but in religious matters.

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Well, Ben Rogers, if I was as ignorant as you I wouldn't let on.

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It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.

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